Friday, November 18, 2011

UNK Communication Disorders Most Eligible Bachelorettes

It's Friday night, I find myself sitting at my computer with nothing but my Batman boxers and incredible push up bra on, sipping wine, and reflecting about my past week. My friend and I were talking the other day and it seems that everyone in our class and the second year graduates are either in a committed relationship or married. I know this seems strange but here in Kearney, being single (at least out of the people we spend most of our time with) makes you the minority. So I decided to make a little "Kearney's Most Eligible Bachelorette List".




Welcome to the hot list! You are about to dive deep into Communication Disorders most eligible bachelorettes. From the farmers daughter to the Husker football fan this list of ladies has got it all!


Our first bachelorette comes from the great town of Greeley Nebraska! She's a farm girl through and through but knows how to have city girl fun! She's blond, gorgeous, and loves to drink beer. Bachelorette number #1 is Autumn D!!

Don't let this pretty face fool you, this girl knows how to get her hands dirty! She is fun loving, intelligent, and hardworking! From Neurology tests to going home for harvest this girl works at it all!
She enjoys driving tractors,horses, and boys crazy! She might be a country girl but she's noticed by all the city boys! She's the girl you can bring home to mom or hang out with and watch football on Sunday! Autumn will make you [fall-haha get it like the season] that is why she is on 2011's most eligible Communication Disorders Bachelorette list!



Likes:



Beer,tractors,her dad, being a good friend, and caramel chocolates



Dislikes:



Neurology tests and research papers


This Nebraska born hottie loves to play volleyball and is a die hard Husker fan that would make any Nebraska boy weak in the knees! Bachelorette number#2 is Sarah B!!!!



She's sporty, beautiful, and likes to have fun! She has an impeccable sense of humor and is a staple to any good time! Hardworking, smart, and funny make Sarah a catch for any man!
She loves Husker football and the color red. She's the perfect girl to watch the game with and take out later to celebrate the win! She is down to Earth, real, and quite the touch down catch! All of these things make Sarah worthy to be on the list of Communication Disorders 2011 bachelorettes of the year!



Likes:



Husker Football,the color red,vodka,dancing(wheel chair stuntin'),being a good person,being a good friend,havin fun,and yoga pants/leggings.



Dislikes:



brown liquor...and that about does it.


The next lady on our list is loud, likes to have fun, and is a lover of animals! Let's hear it for bachelorette number#3 Jenny S!!!
Jenny is also a Nebraskan born hottie who is sporty and likes to play volleyball! She might come off crazy, hyper, and loud but underneath it all is a heart of gold! Ok, well a heart of gold surrounded by crazy hyperness, but that's one of the things that make this bachelorette such a catch! She is confident, says what she feels, and isn't embarrassed easily! She has wild side and any boy looking for a little spice to his life can appreciate that!
She's all about a good time but knows when to open up and be serious! She's the girl you can take the time to get to know but also the sexy stranger! If you are looking for a seductive temptress but the beautiful girl worth getting to know at the heart of it all then look no further than Communication Disorders 2011 most eligible bachelorette list!


Likes:



Animals,working out(getting insane),watching movies,and drawing pictures.



Dislikes:



stupid boys





Bachelorette#4 on our list may seem quiet but this little firecracker is the girl that's in demand! She loves to laugh, dance, be a part of only the most 'in' social events, and is kind and caring on top of it all! Bachelorette number#4 is Kendra P!!
Kendra hales from Oregon but there is nothing gloomy about this ball of sunshine! She has a big heart and big personality! She always dresses to impresses (even on her off days) and has a love for all things that sparkle! She is extremely determined and a very hard worker!
She likes to play just as hard as she works! Kendra is a good time either at a party with friends or at home having dinner! She loves to cook, bake, and craft! Your heart and stomach won't be disappointed if you land this hottie! You looking for a complete 10? Then full steam ahead towards this sailorette!


Likes:



The color pink, going to movies, alternative music, things that sparkle, having a good heart, and being loyal to the ones she loves.



Dislikes:



Fluency Disorders, getting up in the morning, and mean girls.

The last bachelorette on our list is the down to Earth girl next door who is a lover of everything old, Bachelorette number#5 is Katelyn C!!
Katelyn is a hot nerd who enjoys Star Wars, vinyl albums, and the Twilight Zone. She is determined, has an impeccable work ethic, but knows how to have fun! She is a nerd through and through but beauty shines through!
She's got great legs and can get a killer tan in the summer! This bronze goddess also looks great in a bikini! The best part about this bachelorette is her heart! She has such a big heart which is one of the reasons she's such a good catch! She's the girl you can take out to show off to your friends or the girl you can stay in with and have a debate about whether Luke and Leia really had a 'thing'. Kate is the perfect combination of sexy and cute which makes her a candidate for Communication Disorders 2011 most eligible bachelorette list!



Likes:



Anything old,collecting vinyl,writing,reading, and Totinos pizzas.



Dislikes:



mean people, ill morals, neck tattoos on women, and attention whores.

Well there you have it all you single, good looking, mature men out there. You looking for a great girl? Well look no further! This was the list of some of Nebraska's most eligible young women! Take your time and browse! You might just discover your diamond in the rough!























2 comments:

  1. While all the girls seem awesome, the first girl, Autumn, seems pretty amazing. Beautiful farmer's daughter that loves beer, sports, and tractors. Can't get much better :) Some guy is going get very lucky some day. Cool Post

    Nashville :)

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  2. Yes, Jonathan she is definitely a ten!:)

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